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Cannibal Women Who Love to Eat Men’s Penises

“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.” (Isabel Allende)

I can’t agree more to Isabel.

If you really want to know about women then read what women read; Mills & Boon, Nancy Friday, Barbara Cartland etc. Women fantasize about sexual things that they don’t necessarily want to do in real life. The reality is they do want to do it in real life provided they can really trust someone with those innermost feelings. How to develop that kind of trust? You need to do some reading (my blog: The Sacred Seduction is the best place to take a start with)

It’s only after we introduce the element of fantasy into sex we take her to a ride to a faraway land of her dreams. That land is detached from all the harsh realities of life – from babies crying, grocery hassles, cleaning, internet, emails, Facebook etc. The only equipment you need to take her to that fantasy land is your mind…

Let me tell you a sample story that I love telling to my girl. She loves it. I always bring in new twists to this story:

Do you know I’m really fond of travel? I’ve seen many countries and continents. Africa is one of them.

There was a time in Africa when they told to every traveler; never buy smoked meat from the market – it may be human…

So in spite of all the warnings I planned to visit the cannibal tribes.

She asks: Cannibal tribes (she shrugs with fear and comes closer to me. You see girls are so fearful;-))? Why take such a risk? You can always see a cannibal movie, if you’re really interested in seeing such people

There’s no substitute for the live action dear. Tell me why people buy tickets to see soccer or cricket matches? They can see it all on TV. To see the REAL THING – “REAL HOT THING.” Okay?

Okay.

So there I was with my guide in Africa. We planned to visit Mobangi – the center of African Cannibalism. Have you heard the name before?

No (she says.)

It actually means: Speed. Eating or making with speed. Mobangi tribe is the fastest man-eater tribe on earth. Their women take only 3.5 minutes to skin a human.

Wow… So did they eat you?

You’re not taking it seriously. I’m damn serious honey.

Okay now I’m serious (tries to control her smile.)

Well you do have a point here girl; why didn’t they eat me? They didn’t eat me because the guide I took, belonged to the same f* tribe. And we did take some gifts – real gifts okay?

Okay.

So when we reached near the tribe my guide took-off all his clothes and asked me to do the same. He said his people will eat any clothed man here. Removing clothes is a gesture of peace…

Let’s be in peace…

Did you see the movie Operation Petticoat?

No.

It’s an old movie, they saved their submarine by asking all the women to remove their petticoats. Removing clothes is such a great thing. Would you mind removing your petticoat? You might even get something bigger than a sub…

She: You’re so…

That day was hot and when I removed all the clothes I felt literally liberated. It was a totally different feeling. Have you ever been without clothes in the open?

I’ve been to swimming but I didn’t take-off all my clothes (she said.)

Try it, it’s a great feeling when cool and humid air touches each and every pore of your body, your hair flying in air, your breasts charging with the free-flowing ions… you don’t even need that Japanese ion-plasma machine…

You were in an African village…

Oh yah, so when I entered the village do you know all the women were only wearing g-strings? I said how come they become so modern? My guide then told me that g-string is in fact their invention. He also told me that a team of

visit this village every year to get new ideas for their bikinis and g-strings.

Wow, so that’s where all their ideas come from (she says.)

Oh yah, and once you visit that place you won’t ever want to wear this trash, except of course the supreme g-string…

I’m getting cold, let’s come closer…

So when I was in that village a girl really got attached to me… her specialty was cooking genitals…No I didn’t fell in love with her… she fell in love with me…

What? A girl cooking genitals?

Yah, it’s true. I never wanted to take her with me, but the Chief of the tribe said; take her or be ready to cook your… you know what… (snoring… of course I’m acting.)

What happened then?

Oh don’t do this to me, it hurts there…

I’ll do this to you unless you tell me what happened then?

Okay, we took her with us. Then one night…

What happened that night?

That night we slept early. It was around 12 O’ Clock that I felt something hot down there…

I thought it’s a wet dream…

But it wasn’t… that girl was giving a deep throat ***** massage to me…

Yes, like this, exactly, I love you girl…

I’m about to cum…

Oh my God…